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Aeonstars

Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Montreal, Canada.
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Aeonstars

A Statement of Truth

Posted by Aeonstars Mar. 8, 2009 @ 7:37 PM EDT

The Newgrounds common man speaks for thousands. Simple words say it all.

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Updated: 03/08/09 7:50 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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37 Comments

Mar. 8, 2009 | 7:39 PM Paryl says:

mhm


Mar. 8, 2009 | 7:58 PM fluffkomix says:

egoraptor is jesus in and itself, but nowhere near that of god.

that would be happyharry.


Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:00 PM SkoolCool says:

Now we know how to get popular. Let's just put Egoraptor in every single flash we make, and TA-DAA! Instant popularity. A secret revealed.


Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:01 PM 14hourlunchbreak says:

very true indeed

Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:35 PM Aeonstars responds:

your sarcasm senses should be tingling.


Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:05 PM I-smel says:

Im sure your discovery will shake Newgrounds to it's core


Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:09 PM Griffonzo67 says:

Hopefully the next Capture the Flag has egoraptor in it... xD

Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:11 PM Aeonstars responds:

ouch lol. IT'S COMING OUT THIS MONTH BTW. well probably.


Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:19 PM cantflyman says:

I lold


Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:32 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

if it has egoraptor then it's AWESOME!


Mar. 8, 2009 | 8:52 PM Yiffy says:

I also liked how egoraptor's shape flash had the highest score.


Mar. 8, 2009 | 9:50 PM Mightydein says:

well yiffy thats because it has egoraptor in it.


Mar. 9, 2009 | 12:01 AM Snow-Fox says:

lol technically its false! that statement says that submissions by egorapter.newgrounds.com are gewd, but he means "Egoraptor"

cripes people this is how they trick you on tests in university ^^;


Mar. 9, 2009 | 7:03 AM Shadowii2 says:

I need to go upvote that review for shit and giggles.


Mar. 9, 2009 | 7:38 AM Brundaty says:

Oh no. Not this again.


Mar. 9, 2009 | 9:10 AM S-K says:

Old news is old, egoraptor has only now got to his best with original animations like girlchan and the role of flash jesus is already filled by Tom Fulp. Now everyone go back to making you own movies XP


Mar. 9, 2009 | 9:35 AM emat says:

who's egorapter?

Juuuuuuuuussssssssst jokein.


Mar. 9, 2009 | 10:46 AM Kajenx says:

Egoraptor > joo.


Mar. 9, 2009 | 12:42 PM JoSilver says:

LOL!!!!!


Mar. 9, 2009 | 1:02 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

This month, really? I can't wait!!


Mar. 13, 2009 | 1:09 PM Sqwuib says:

COMING OUT THIS MONTH!?

BUT YOU SAID THE TREE WAS DRAWN MAN! THE TREE WAS FUCKING DRAWN!

XDD


Mar. 17, 2009 | 6:00 PM MysticShinHanKu says:

Thanks dude. :) Whore me out as best as you can! haha I'm going for it! Almost there... but just barely in second to a less than worthy video in my opinion. bleh! Thanks again!


Mar. 20, 2009 | 11:49 AM Kain-Ceverus says:

He's funny, but it sucks that it overshadows you. I liked your part.


Mar. 20, 2009 | 1:26 PM Triple-Elemental says:

Dammit Aeonstars you said CTF was coming out last month! That's the only reason I check this site every day...

Mar. 21, 2009 | 6:53 PM Aeonstars responds:

sorry! I'm really into full swing working on my short film right now and that's unfortunately got priority since it needs to be done by the end of the semester. ><


Mar. 21, 2009 | 8:18 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

he probably typed the review before he even watched the damn thing


Mar. 22, 2009 | 12:06 AM emat says:

have pacencts my friend, it will come out when is comes out.

PSSSHHH, screw that!


Mar. 24, 2009 | 11:16 AM Thebutter says:

A joke, ah... oh... ok! A man walks into a bar with a small piano, and a twelve inch pianist... whooaaa hooaaa... I can't tell that one! Huh huh huh huh huh!


Mar. 24, 2009 | 5:02 PM emat says:

yah yah yah, bartender says how did u get that the man told him about the magic old lady who will give u one wish.


Mar. 25, 2009 | 6:24 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

joke tiem!
two blokes walk into a bar....
you would have thought the second bloke would have stop after the first ran into it


Mar. 26, 2009 | 2:49 PM emat says:

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it u idiots!


Mar. 26, 2009 | 3:59 PM WolfBlitz2 says:

why did the wrestler cross the road?
to beat up the chicken
why did ten wrestlers cross the road
because the chicken won!


Mar. 26, 2009 | 7:54 PM emat says:

why did aliens try to take over the world but lost badly by godzilla and then fled to atlantis just pay ret? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!!


Mar. 27, 2009 | 2:58 PM lordsthief says:

hmm...... who IS this elusively mysterious "egorapter"?


Mar. 28, 2009 | 2:14 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

why did the egoraptor cross the road?
because he thought the chicken was AWESOME!
what a shit joke

ok here's a better one
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and tells the Italian guy that he is in charge of sweeping. He tells the Scottish man that he is in charge of the shoveling, and the Chinese guy is in charge of supplies. The foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns the pile of sand is still there untouched."

"He asks the Italian guy. "Why haven't you swept any of the sand?'

The Italian guy says, "I no hava a broom. You said the Chinese fella wasa ina charge-a of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him no where."

The foreman then turns to the Scottish man and says, "you were supposed to shovel this pile of sand."

The Scottish man says, "Aye, boot ah could nay get meself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in charge of supplies, boot ah could nay find him either."

The foreman is really angry and storms off toward the pile of sand. He is looking for the Chinese guy."

Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells, "SUPPLIES!"


Mar. 28, 2009 | 7:44 PM emat says:

IS IT DONE YET!!


Mar. 29, 2009 | 5:54 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

he is getting the final touches and stuff from egoraptor!
to make his cartoon AWESOME!


Mar. 30, 2009 | 3:37 PM emat says:

Aeon keep your promises!!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 4:14 AM WolfBlitz2 says:

I like this new style!
it is awesome!


Apr. 1, 2009 | 2:50 PM emat says:

u find this awasome, i find it weird.

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